>:O!!!

[x_dazzler]

AAAAAAH!!! THERE IS A GREAT BIG LIZARDY THING ON MY BED AND IT IS HISSING AT ME AND SOMEONE HAD BETTER COME CLAIM IT SOON OR ELSE I WILL SCREAM! AGAIN!!!

AUGH! NO! STOP THAT! IT'S EATING EEYORE!!!

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[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

I didn't know lizards ate stuffed toys?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I thought they ate lettuce or bugs.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

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Are you saying there are bugs in my bed?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Maybe he thought Eeyore was a bug?

Did he eat all of Eeyore, or just nibble him? I think lizards are supposed to eat plants.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

EEYORE'S HEAD IS GONE! WAH!

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Are lizards supposed to coo at people like that?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It ate his HEAD? His entire head?

I hope he does not get sick. Lizard-sick would be icky.

I do not know if lizards coo. I think they hiss a little.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

IT TORE IT OFF! THERE ARE EEYORE HEAD BITS EVERYWHERE!

IT HISSED A LOT THANK YOU!

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Only now it's... cooing. That is just so weird.

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Uh oh.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Uh oh?

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Why does no one tell me things like LIZARDS CAN JUMP!?!

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Alison?

If you can find Eeyore's ear, I can probably sew him back together. I think I have the rest of the head parts.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

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My poor sweet Eeyore.

*mournful*

Would you? I'll look... when I can move. I get hissed at if I move.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I found it. Was under the desk.

You two are so cute sitting there like that.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Oh, be quiet.

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Ok. Fine, I'm cute. He's just lizardy. And stuff. So there.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

So many good pictures. You're hysterical when you're . . . hysterical. ;)

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I WAS NOT HYSTERICAL THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

All caps and three exclamation points isn't hysterical? Screaming and climbing on top of your desk isn't hysterical?

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

HE ATE-

He ate Eeyore! And hissed at me. You walk into your room and get attacked by a hissing lizard see how you feel!

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I tend to feel like Artie's playing a joke on me, actually. Although not so much with the hissing there.

Trust me, from the outside it was freaking hilarious. You'll see when we get the slideshow ready. :)

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I'll remember that.

WILL NOT!

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Will too. I know you can laugh at yourself. :)

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

NOT!

Don't wanna.

*SULKS*

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

As soon as we find a place to put that iguana, I will take poor Eeyore into surgery.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Iguana stay on me. Look at that, I just punned.

Take poor Eeyore.

*sniffles*

I'm a great big sunlamp. Geh. :p

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

THIS ONE OBVIOUSLY DOES NOW, DOESN'T IT!!!